If Cryptocurrency Was Honest | Honest Ads (Bitcoin, Dogecoin, Ethereum, Stellar, and Binance Parody)

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green presidential napkins for sexy
computer cash that’s easier to
lose, far more volatile, slaughters
the environment, and can’t be
exchanged for the vast majority of
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SOURCES:
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/12/technology/bitcoin-passwords-wallets-fortunes.html
https://digiconomist.net/bitcoin-electronic-waste-monitor/
https://azcoinnews.com/98-of-outdated-bitcoin-mining-rigs-will-continue-creating-piles-of-e-waste.html
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2021/feb/27/bitcoin-mining-electricity-use-environmental-impact
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/jun/19/life-savings-in-crypto-generation-of-amateurs-hooked-on-high-risk-trading
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-56671488
https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-58678907

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