What Are NFT & Blockchain - EXPLAINED, SIMPLY (& How THEY'RE A GRIFT!)

What is Blockchain? What are NFT's? is it THE Blockchain or A Blockchain, what does the Blockchain mean? What are NFT even? Confused? Let me explain in terms even non tech-heads can wrap around easily.

Oh and your so called Non Fungible apes? They're FUNGABLE AS F'K, MAN!